Things you shouldn’t have to say

“Why is there Sunkist soda in the humidifier?”

-That crazy mom

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Things you shouldn’t have to say

“The tooth fairy called me last night.  She said to tell you if you don’t start brushing your teeth better that she won’t come collect them because they are too stinky.  You might want to think about that the next time you are brushing.”

-That crazy mom