Things you shouldn’t have to say

What is this!  Two seconds ago, when I left the room, you were eating your muffins like a normal human.  Now you are smashing them like a wild animal.  Stop.  Look at all the crumbs.  We are going to have ants.

 

 

-That crazy dad

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