In 2006 we had a son, in 2008 we had another. At some point they started to talk. Shortly after that we realized that ordinary had gone out the window. This is a collection of quotes drawn from the bizarre things our children say accompanied by the strange things we never thought we’d say. Somewhere in the process I actually said, “It is better to run out of gas than to catch yourself on fire.” And folks, that just isn’t normal.
That crazy dad
That crazy mom