Incorrect Little Men


That Crazy Dad: Do you even know what a gutter is?

Felix: Yeah! It’s the thing that hangs down in the back of your throat!


Things you shouldn’t have to say

What is this!  Two seconds ago, when I left the room, you were eating your muffins like a normal human.  Now you are smashing them like a wild animal.  Stop.  Look at all the crumbs.  We are going to have ants.



-That crazy dad